Palantir's earnings are fantastic.
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There I was at 3:59 PM, sweaty-palmed and hovering over the refresh button, fully prepared for the emotional damage that usually comes with tech earnings season.

I even had my "sad-boy" instant ramen sitting on the counter, ready for the inevitable financial grief.

Then the clock struck four, and instead of a crime scene, Palantir decided to host a full-blown victory parade.

My jaw almost shattered on my desk watching the stock sprint like an Olympic track star all the way up to 144 in after-hours trading.

The numbers weren't just a beat; they were a flex:
• Adjusted EPS came in hot at 0.41, completely dusting the0.35 estimate.
• Revenue casually rolled in at 1.94 billion, utterly disrespecting the1.80 billion forecast.

I slowly put the ramen back in the pantry and made a steakhouse reservation.

Alex Karp, you magnificent wizard, whatever you're putting in the water over there—keep drinking it.

 

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Comments 16
221.**.192.196
Hahaha
I sold it all the day before yesterday...
11.**.7.23
In this room, whenever a stock gets heavily bashed right after going public, it always turns out to be a huge hit later..
In the same sense, there was a lot of talk about Tesla and IonQ as well.
61.**.12.96
I wish SpaceX would do that too. But since I bought at the peak and just want to sell and get out once I break even, making money is out of the question.
213.**.18.93
I bought in the $20s and was holding for the long term, but I went through a lot of stress after buying a ton more in the $150s—I really hope it goes up to 200 soon!!
204.**.163.237
Congratulations to all the Palantir shareholder Missies!!! I'm reminded of that Missy member who had an unbeatable number of shares (was it around 50,000?). Super jealous!!!
89.**.114.120
I was going to sell this morning, but something suddenly came up at work and I got so busy that, let alone selling, I couldn't even check the stock price. Then after leaving work, I looked at my account just now and was completely shocked. It went up so much. Wow.
40.**.151.193
Haha, since something good happened to you, go eat something delicious!
149.**.211.165
Since I sold all of this during the main market session~! If I just leave a stock alone, it goes down, but if I sell it, it goes up~ Why! Why!
14.**.148.45
There was so much of it that I was thinking about reducing the quantity, so I asked Gemini, but it told me never to sell and to take it all with me.
238.**.191.17
I've also been buying since 2021 and holding for the super long term, so for now I'm holding on aiming for a 10-bagger. My average cost is still way down there, so I've got plenty of breathing room~
34.**.125.228
It went up about 14% after hours. I feel like it could go up a bit more, but these days momentum is definitely... making me wonder if this sector isn't it.
102.**.229.165
It seems like a range where some caution is needed. I think this results in the P/E ratio reaching almost 300, which is nearly double the approximately 141 that was lowered by recent earnings. Ultimately, while it's better than expectations, it could result in the bubble getting even worse.
219.**.116.177
How did you calculate this? Gemini's answer says, "Due to this earnings surprise, the TTM P/E is about 129x based on the after-hours price increase, and the Forward P/E, reflecting rapid profit growth, shows a steep decline to the mid-to-late 80s level," though...
137.**.232.136
What nonsense. What a ridiculous calculation. You need to calculate EPS and plug that in. To think that PER doubles just because the stock price doubled!
236.**.22.6
When profits go up, the P/E comes down. People talk about the P/E being 600 or whatever, but in the end, because profits increased, it came down to 140, didn't it?
70.**.108.25
Like!!
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