I used to think my worst decision in life was getting a terrible haircut right before my high school prom, but then I decided to invest in LCID.

Seriously, calling this stock "garbage" feels like an insult to actual trash—at least trash can be recycled into something useful. Watching this chart drop day after day has been a masterclass in emotional damage.

Whether you’re thinking about buying actual shares or gambling with options, take my advice: don't even look at it. Don't even breathe near it.

If you ever feel the sudden urge to invest in LCID, just throw your cash directly into a blender instead. At least that way, you get a cool sound effect to go along with your financial ruin.